A Clockwork Red and Green
from Blitzmas by Wolf Blitzer (the band)
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lyrics
They tell me it’s Christmas
I don’t believe a word
I’ve been here 364 days
I’ve never heard anything so absurd
There’s coal in my socks
There’s ice on the lawn
And all the cookies I left out are gone
I don’t want to celebrate a thing
I just want to wait til spring
This joy and this glee will be
The death of me, just wait and see
There’s elves in my house
What do they want from me
I locked all the doors and still
They came in through the chimney
They loaded me up
On a sleigh full of toys
Everyone thought I was paranoid
I don’t want to celebrate a thing
I just want to wait til spring
This joy and this glee will be
The death of me, just wait and see
They took out my brain
Now I have no complaints
They force fed me films
To numb me from all the pain
Now what can I do
But sit back and drool?
Marvel at the tree
The decked halls and the Yule
They took my holiday fear
Replaced with goodwill and cheer
Now I can’t wait for this time next year
Merry Christmas!
I don’t believe a word
I’ve been here 364 days
I’ve never heard anything so absurd
There’s coal in my socks
There’s ice on the lawn
And all the cookies I left out are gone
I don’t want to celebrate a thing
I just want to wait til spring
This joy and this glee will be
The death of me, just wait and see
There’s elves in my house
What do they want from me
I locked all the doors and still
They came in through the chimney
They loaded me up
On a sleigh full of toys
Everyone thought I was paranoid
I don’t want to celebrate a thing
I just want to wait til spring
This joy and this glee will be
The death of me, just wait and see
They took out my brain
Now I have no complaints
They force fed me films
To numb me from all the pain
Now what can I do
But sit back and drool?
Marvel at the tree
The decked halls and the Yule
They took my holiday fear
Replaced with goodwill and cheer
Now I can’t wait for this time next year
Merry Christmas!
credits
from Blitzmas,
released December 5, 2016
license
all rights reserved
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Wolf Blitzer (the band) Boston, Massachusetts
hard to pinpoint // easy to love
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Apr 2017
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