Go the F*** to Sleep (Christmas is Coming)
from Blitzmas by Wolf Blitzer (the band)
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lyrics
Refrain:
Go the fuck to sleep
Santa is coming
And Jesus is coming, too
Coming to your house
As Santa puts the presents underneath your tree
Jesus slowly notices you don't have a nativity
He's so fed up up with Santa, thinks "He is such a joker
I'll teach a Christmas lesson" as he grabs the fireplace poker
[refrain]
Jesus stabs at Santa, hits him square in the gut
But St. Nick barely notices, protected by his glut
He turns to his attacker, now Santa is quite pissed
He swings his bag of toys at Jesus
"I'll cross you off my list!"
[refrain]
Jesus falls down the the floor, as Santa drinks his milk
And 'twas a shame that this should happen to men of Christmas ilk
Go the fuck to sleep
Santa is coming
And Jesus is coming to
And I don't think that they're quite through
Who knows what else they might do
They could destroy your house
Go the fuck to sleep
Santa is coming
And Jesus is coming, too
Coming to your house
As Santa puts the presents underneath your tree
Jesus slowly notices you don't have a nativity
He's so fed up up with Santa, thinks "He is such a joker
I'll teach a Christmas lesson" as he grabs the fireplace poker
[refrain]
Jesus stabs at Santa, hits him square in the gut
But St. Nick barely notices, protected by his glut
He turns to his attacker, now Santa is quite pissed
He swings his bag of toys at Jesus
"I'll cross you off my list!"
[refrain]
Jesus falls down the the floor, as Santa drinks his milk
And 'twas a shame that this should happen to men of Christmas ilk
Go the fuck to sleep
Santa is coming
And Jesus is coming to
And I don't think that they're quite through
Who knows what else they might do
They could destroy your house
credits
from Blitzmas,
released December 5, 2016
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Wolf Blitzer (the band) Boston, Massachusetts
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